http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com Thu, 23 May 2013 03:28:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/45c2e7cdac4c678455c572c5a21de21a?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/alls-whale-that-ends-whale-2/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/alls-whale-that-ends-whale-2/#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 15:03:58 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/alls-whale-that-ends-whale-2/ ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/alls-whale-that-ends-whale-2/feed/ 0 calakutha http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/dumb-people-day/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/dumb-people-day/#comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:25:48 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=2030 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/dumb-people-day/feed/ 64 calakutha Respected newsman Edward R. Murrow once said of KMVM's Don Blancman, "Am I supposed to know who that is?" 832157a25f302ba5_landing 02fecf3e87c96624_landing d3ab322c6e120b6b_large 01e2e45f191575a8_large 22b6b07e2447b61b_large http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/waste-of-ancient-wisdom/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/waste-of-ancient-wisdom/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:08:52 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1978 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/waste-of-ancient-wisdom/feed/ 62 calakutha ab584df4ff568718_landing df3901a1a74c5c6a_landing 7f76f034b9ee226e_landing First on his block to get a VCR, Ronald gets the whole unit set up at his home in under 72 hours. d473ffec85773123_large dad8f7c35360e5d9_large ffcfc2fdb620564d_large http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/26/uncorking-a-bottle-of-whoopass/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/26/uncorking-a-bottle-of-whoopass/#comments Wed, 27 Mar 2013 01:58:43 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1945 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/26/uncorking-a-bottle-of-whoopass/feed/ 60 calakutha image image Lionel Firth provides sound effects for whenever an audience member gets off a good zinger. "I don't know about you fellows, but this Northside P is feeling a bit querulous, this evening. Anyone up for some engaging in a fracas?" In response to the outbreak of violence, Francis Darbinville has taken to wearing a bulletproof truss when attending the opera. http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/tips-on-adulthood/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/tips-on-adulthood/#comments Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:18:45 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1906 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/tips-on-adulthood/feed/ 85 calakutha Members of Ogendville's Anti-Puberty Club toast to a successful meeting. The following morning, John Deacon (far L) was forced to drop out. 7b365d63cb94cdd9_landing "Doreen, I swear these pictures are just for me. I promise I won't put any of these on the Internet. Now, come on, baby, be sexier." http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/girl-with-the-bowl-cut-hair/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/girl-with-the-bowl-cut-hair/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:55:44 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1829 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/girl-with-the-bowl-cut-hair/feed/ 209 calakutha freshly-pressed-logo bc26651381725d40_large 89615b70c3dce706_large e88aadfc80e1b693_large edf70f77a393db29_large 76b48cc2305087fd_large 21e738de55ec17a7_large 5ec4e360f8a14ea1_large Fear I and Fear II go head to head. 8006a0056088c230_large "One-two-three-four, Mike is a dumb bore! Five-six-seven-eight, we see Mike and we hate!" 6e468e7c420350ab_large http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/guest-post/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/guest-post/#comments Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:07:42 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/1823/ ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/guest-post/feed/ 12 calakutha http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/31/phillips-coming-to-dinner/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/31/phillips-coming-to-dinner/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:17:10 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1741 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/31/phillips-coming-to-dinner/feed/ 76 calakutha 9e165844aafbdbd9_large guinness 38b60b7bf5222c16_large mwah "I'm not gonna get off th-the table. You're a table! Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not as think as you drunk I am, so... *gurgle* Table!" e8f4ac457404274e_large "Og discover flash drive! Og do good!" url http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/14/corporate-bull-and-an-evangelical-walk-into-a-coffeeshop/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/14/corporate-bull-and-an-evangelical-walk-into-a-coffeeshop/#comments Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:23:52 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1712 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/14/corporate-bull-and-an-evangelical-walk-into-a-coffeeshop/feed/ 82 calakutha adef64f684b502ae_landing "Carl, I've got a whole gallon of curse-laden whoop-ass I'm gonna unload on you, but I'm gonna call you back when I'm at a more inappropriately public location." d8403535d49da8a2_landing coffee mike http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/09/my-alter-ego/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/09/my-alter-ego/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:29:39 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1701 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/09/my-alter-ego/feed/ 56 calakutha django-unchained-01 http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/fonzie-day/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/fonzie-day/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:53:07 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1633 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/fonzie-day/feed/ 98 calakutha astronaut all in one social norm society deity fonzie day danger squares http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/holiday-rules-for-everyone/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/holiday-rules-for-everyone/#comments Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:43:08 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1614 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/holiday-rules-for-everyone/feed/ 33 calakutha "Wait, so why am I putting this giant centipede on the tree, again?""It's tradition!... Or maybe an urban legend. I don't really know." "You girls look lovely. It's a shame, though, about your nose, Jane. Oh, and your teeth, Stella. You both could be so pretty, but, alas, you've got your father's genes and will probably become spinsters." no falcon for mike 086e75b849b3a112_large http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/mousketeers_unknown/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/mousketeers_unknown/#comments Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:35:13 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1597 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/mousketeers_unknown/feed/ 35 calakutha “Everyone who wants to keep their job next week smile on the count of three. 1-2-3!” http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/holiday-captions-for-awful-people/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/holiday-captions-for-awful-people/#comments Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:51:15 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1576 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/holiday-captions-for-awful-people/feed/ 54 calakutha BeFunky_xmas017 Christmas-For-Men Bobs-Christmas-Story billslastparty Mr. gundersen's gift It's Slinky Santas-Preferred-Brand Illegal-gift-Of-The-Magi.jpg http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/who-is-that-hows-it-spelled/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/who-is-that-hows-it-spelled/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2012 01:25:11 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1557 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/who-is-that-hows-it-spelled/feed/ 63 calakutha "When I finish knitting this personalized elbow pads for pop's jersey, he'll know I'm no weirdo about sports." "I'm bad with names, so I'm just gonna call you Guy With Weird Teeth or Funny Nose Dude." "Wait, what song am I singing in the shower? It'd be just my luck that my wife'll ask." On the assignment that was to copy the words 'Tens' and 'Ones', Allison received an F. http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/07/real-hunters-do-it-for-art/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/07/real-hunters-do-it-for-art/#comments Sat, 08 Dec 2012 00:03:43 +0000 calahan https://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1522 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/12/07/real-hunters-do-it-for-art/feed/ 43 calakutha "Are you a doctor?""Me? No, no. I'm a writer with no interest in medicine." "I do so love watching their insides explode. It's quite the sight. Nature truly is amazing." "It iz true zat I killed zose men, but, you must understand, I am a sportsman. It iz not as though I ate zem. I'm not an animal." "Those two over there are the rarest of the rare. They were in the process of curing cancer when I shot 'em both. Sure do collect a lot of dust, though." http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/29/after-5-years/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/29/after-5-years/#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:44:32 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1495 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/29/after-5-years/feed/ 48 calakutha http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/disney-peripherals/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/disney-peripherals/#comments Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:51:04 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1486 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/disney-peripherals/feed/ 14 calakutha DisneyPrincesses http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/14/style-tips/ http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/14/style-tips/#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:43:28 +0000 calahan http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/?p=1450 ]]> http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com/2012/11/14/style-tips/feed/ 36 calakutha 2ffd0c1a1f13c6d0_large prancy paws fred and ties