To many, Evolution is a theory, one that can be argued, debated and even disputed. While I may lose some readers who are devout Disney Creationists, I do hope the rest will consider the evidence I have collected. Evidence that I hope will put to rest the creation vs. evolution debate regarding Mickey Mouse.
With that said, please read my grad school-like thesis, Disney Proves Evolution, which documents the evolutionary process of Mickey Mouse in real-life, but also the terrifying incarnations that scarred generations of children.
Disney Proves Evolution
Unbeknownst to the television audience, these children weren’t running toward fun and magic, they were running from the walking terror and living nightmares of Mickey and Minnie.
Fantastic.
Thank you for this thesis on the evolution of Mickey and Minnie over time. The picture of Minnie and Mickey’s heads with the gashes in them were rather freakish and can probably account for an entire generation of children that needed to seek therapy in their adult years. Excellent research.
I’ll admit, it took many sleepless minutes to gather this much info. I’m exhausted!
Holy mouse teeth. I had no idea that Mickey & Minnie had gone through so many changes. That 1955 photo is going to give me nightmares. I’m not sure how Disneyland even managed to stay open until 1956 after kids saw those two horrors. But if this doesn’t prove evolution and natural selection, I don’t know what does.
Seriously, they were terrifying. They look like mob wives who ratted out their husbands.
Nice work. There is a photo of me as a child standing next to Mickey and Minnie and I am crying my sweet ass off, which would have made sense had I been in the 1955 photo. Thanks for the nightmares!
I want to see that picture, now.
The pigs! Oh sweet jesus, the pigs!
Aren’t those awful? It’s like they escaped the slaughterhouse just after being sliced open.
Sir, I am a proud Disney Creationist, and find your heretical assertions to be beyond the pale. Repent, oh sinner of your evil ways, lest you find yourself for all eternity in the fiery pits of hell (Knott’s Berry Farm).
An eternity suffering the pains of Camp Snoopy is something I cannot bear to imagine. However, I suppose I’ll be in good company with the likes of Horace Horsecollar Hitchens and Donald Duck Dawkins.
And Madalyn “Minnie” O’Hair.
It’s obvious those older pictures were photoshopped by atheists, communists and liberals.
Hilarious, Sir, and I applaud your research, and the bend in your mind that concocted this!
My atheist, communist, liberal mind goes to some dark, scary places.
i wish i had written that.
I wish you had, too.